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Pick up the cat and soothe him while you carry him towards the bathroom. The turkey — he's always stuffed. Laugh with the 150 best christmas jokes 2022, including funny christmas jokes for kids, santa dad jokes, elf humor, dirty adult jokes, and more hilarious holiday fun in 2022.

I Hope You Love The Present You Told Me To Buy For You.


Spreading cheer with christmas gifts is only one part of the season. Merry christmas and happy new year! Who is never hungry at christmas?

Have Your Elf A Merry Little Christmas.


Merry christmas, and hippy new year. Funny christmas card messages to go with your gift or. Wishing you all the best this holiday season!”.

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Merry christmas to you my dear, may you have a healthy, successful and joyful new year. Don’t eat the yellow snow.”. I hear the stock(ing) market always rises during christmastime.

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We’ve arranged these christmas card sayings into three sections: “we hope you have a safe and relaxing holiday season.”. “wishing you a christmas that’s merry and bright!”.